FAQ
START HERE.
Do you sell peptides?
No. We sell shirts about peptides. If you're looking for actual peptides, your research has taken a wrong turn.
Can I research on myself?
We are a T-shirt company. Whatever “research” happens after leaving this website is between you, your browser history, and ideally a qualified medical professional.
Which peptide should I take?
Whichever one looks best printed on the back of a shirt. That is the full extent of our medical guidance.
What if I miss a dose?
Of what? We sell shirts.
Are the Bois natural?
Our legal department has advised us not to speculate.
Why are the Bois still husky if they're on GLP-1s?
The research is ongoing.
THE WEARABLE FINDINGS.
Are these shirts for men?
Nope. The Bois are the mascots. The shirts are for anyone who gets the joke, likes the art, or has questionable research habits and excellent taste.
How are the shirts fulfilled?
Printful handles print-on-demand production and fulfillment.
How should I wash them?
Cold water, inside out, gentle cycle, and low heat or air dry. Treat the shirt better than most people treat their protocols.
THE BORING BUT USEFUL STUFF.
How long will shipping take?
Production and transit estimates are calculated at checkout through Printful.
Can I change or cancel an order?
Print-on-demand orders can move into production quickly, so changes may only be possible for a short window.
What is the return policy?
Misprints and damaged items are handled differently from size or preference changes. See the policy shown at checkout and on your order confirmation.
THE PEER REVIEW GOT WEIRD.
What is the official Husky Bois protocol?
Research. Pin. Protein. Repeat. Occasionally pizza.
Is pizza part of the protocol?
According to the founding thesis: pin now, pizza later.
Does wearing Husky Bois increase confidence?
Clinical evidence is limited. Anecdotal evidence is extremely loud.
Is this all research for educational purposes?
Mostly research on us.